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My Zoom Dungeons and Dragons

Andrew Gaertner
7 min readMar 29, 2023

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Short Fiction from the Chaotic Good side

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My phone buzzes. Cryptic text from my best friend Reyna: “Check your email.”

She is one of those people who has more costumes in her closet than real clothes. She loves Halloween and going to conventions. She has a deck of Magic the Gathering Cards in her purse at all times. It might be a GIF about hobbits or elves or a link to another sword on sale for me to add to my collection.

I go straight to my email and all it is is an empty subject with a zoom link and the word “midnight.”

“Intrigued” I text.

Later, I get another text that says, “wear your mithril armor Bring your spell book Don’t be late”

“What is this?”

“And spoil the surprise?”

At five minutes to midnight, I take a shot of a single-malt Scottish whiskey that I reserve for special occasions, put in my gaming earbuds, and log into the zoom room.

It is chaos. People keep popping in. It is a cacophony of sound and the “everyone” chat is exploding with non-stop geek-speak. There are already five pages of participants and everyone has some sort of cool D and D handle. I think I recognize a few legends from online gaming. Most people do not show video. Instead, they have a dragon or a paladin or…

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Andrew Gaertner
Andrew Gaertner

Written by Andrew Gaertner

To live in a world of peace and justice we must imagine it first. For this, we need artists and writers. I write to reach for the edges of what is possible.

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